Turn your eyes here, since you decided to write on habré!

I Guess it was worth it to publish in the section "Humor", but because, after all, there are some rational thoughts, please leave as is.

I have a lot of sitting on habré, and periodically read the negative comments to articles of the type "I am your ...". I was wondering, which of those causes the greatest irritation in reading Habr. So I decided to create a survey on the subject. I must say that I dislike polls, because very few of them are really useful. But this idea seemed good enough.

What happened through the day:



As expected, the most "undesirable" publications are topics to quarrel about karma and harsely. Indeed, I did not so long ago wrote to the administration proposal to prevent them at the level of rules. Topics these topics should not write, about %username%. If there is any problem, it is better to contact the administration.

In the second place the subject about iPhone and all Apple products. Topics on these threads appear almost every day. But whether this, yamobilko 3G such attention? On the other hand, someone they can seem interesting (especially the owners still aggregates), therefore, make a reasonable proposal – make topics dedicated to this topic visible only to subscribers of the relevant blogs. Then the wolves are safe, and rabbits are fed. :))

In third place surveys. There is a sentence: good, very good, then again it is very good to think about the meaning of the published poll, and some really interesting facts it might reveal.

In fourth place in our hit-Parede Samiznaetekto with his new song "Oh***but very cool, I now helm Soup". Personally for me – the Theme zadolbali not only on habré, he zadolbal in principle, and zadolbali just ofigitelno. He almost became the hero of jokes, in the same list with Sterlizer, Vasily Ivanovich, Heels, and other heroes of the "Russian folk art". Therefore, as in the case of Apple, maybe you should write articles concerning Fats in the corresponding blog under lock and key. But about Lebedev's many interesting "exhaust" against them, I think, the population of Habra has nothing. :-)

In fifth place Leprosy. Gentlemen, keep in mind that not so many people, do you think, is the leprosy, and the stories about her really irritating. Let's talk about leprosy – the leprosy talk, okay? And on habré — about Habr. :-)

On other topics external background is just of the value added is negative. :-) By the way, they may also include more threads about Chrome, Financial crisis, Gadgets, Ad-blocks, plugins for FF (and FF in General), Linux and Sam Habr. Am sick and tired of copy-paste and lack of Harrogate, but it is difficult to relate it to the theme topics.

Finally, I want to present a small skit, which must prevail on negative attitude. Please treat it as a banter.

Artemiy Andreevich LebedevTM then I was sitting in my office and reflash your iPhone 3G. "What does this iPhone shit" — he thought – "do everything he could do? And yet, Apple!". But here in his office, knocked on the door.
— Log! – loudly said Artemy A.TM.
The door opened. On the threshold stood a Norwegian Forest with some papers in his hands.
— God, what is it? exclaimed the Norwegian Forest.
— iPhone 3G – said Artemy A.TM not looking up from his work. And then he added: — he has Not justified the hopes.
— No, that. Norwegian Forest showed on the device with which reflash Artemy A.TM your iPhone 3G.
And this? This is my new Asus Eee PC. – calmly said Artemy A.TM and launched the Norwegian-Forest sub-notebook on the screen to open the Google Chrome browser opened the page of the Leprosarium, and added:
Where is your Mac? – voice Norwegian Forest-you can assume that he lost faith in life.
— Sold. – otvetil Artemy A.TM.
— But... How?.. Why?..
Artemiy AndreevichTM shrugged his shoulders:
— The crisis...

UPD: and for that I lowered the karma? I was 8 in the morning, and is now -2, and it is unclear why. Raise my karma, so I could publish more articles on "the UFO Phenomenon habré" and a poll on "How many dumplings eaten in a week average habrachelovek".


The end of the article. :-)

PS: My horse is watching you, %username%. And it will not soon get bored :-)
Article based on information from habrahabr.ru

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